February 2012
153 posts
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via marriedtomarijuanaa)
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I feel so good and so shitty all at the same time
digivolves:
wondering why so many people own horse heads
“You don’t have to tell me, I was infatuated with him too once. But I know...”
When my mom asks what kind of hazing happens, I ensure her that they are all circle jerking on my face and making me fuck a goat
kidmarvel:
when girls play that role like they don’t want your penis. its so obvious when girls be denying shit man.
BAPTIZED JEWS GO TO PURGATORY
So drunk that you smoke halfway through the filter and you enjoy it
I’m not completely discouraged but something about today was off when I received my pin
So now that I’m a *pledge* for kappa sigma I can do douchey things and have an excuse as to why I do it
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The friend request from your old crush when you were 8 years old and now she’s pregnant dropped out of highschool and she has to make ends meet by working odd jobs
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that I have to take a shit but I really dont anxious feeling
I like jeremy lin cause he’s asian not cause he’s the best thing to happen to the knicks
cause he’s asian
AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
AP student: they're advanced placement
AP student: that's what "AP" means
AP student: so that means I'm really smart
AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
AP student: because AP
gun-shots:
eww, a girl left period blood on a fucking seat.
cocoa butter is for black people strictly
kiss my gluteus maximus and my anal sphincter cause i’m finally famous
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Adele giving hope to every little obese girl in the world…but not really
sadpenis:
“i’m gonna show you a good night”
i though LL cool J was gonna show his dick or something.
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white boys who go tanning
sadpenis:
LL Lame J
I’ve got oak
but I’m not a oaktag
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Maybe this sobriety period will teach me how to spend money on better things other than alcohol
harrattanblogs:
you need to rethink your life if you let anonymous people get to you
well fuck
thighbone:
i’ve got ham
but i’m not a hamster
clavid:
pokemon problems
when you and lance both run out of PP and the future champion is decided on an hour long battle consisting of only the move “struggle”
doctordude:
Pikachu, go!!
wait what the hell
sadpenis:
k1mkardashian:
doctordude:
we live in a time where the demand has been high enough to have an XXX parody of The Big Bang Theory
haha, Bang
but I wonder how dirty they feel
the people who seriously pitched that idea
what if it was interracial? then it would be the big black bang theory ha ha ha…….
the dude with the flash shirt would cum quickly
